We've got a brew yer gnarly taste buds'll love. Made from the finest Brazil Santos beans, lovingly plundered by daring pirates. this coffee be a favorite amongst gnome pirates. (Sail the seven seas with every sip!) Get ready for a java adventure with intense flavor and a smooth finish.
Under the cloak of moonlit darkness, the infamous gnome pirates, a clandestine band of diminutive marauders, refined their audacious art of robbing Brazil Santos Coffee Beans. Employing a fleet of miniature hot air balloons adorned with Jolly Roger flags, these nimble raiders silently hovered above the coffee fields. Descending with precision on slender ropes equipped with tiny grappling hooks, the gnomes expertly plucked the ripest beans, leaving the farmers to wake up to mysteriously vanished coffee crops. The legend of these elusive gnome pirates, nameless but for their whispered tales, became woven into the fabric of coffee lore, a whimsical saga told in hushed tones amid the aromatic breeze of pilfered riches.
This brew of Fungables Brazil Santos Coffee comes in sizes worthy of a gnome pirate - 12oz, 16oz, 32oz, and 80oz! Take your pick and sail away with delicious, smooth coffee that will keep you energized for any adventure. (but don't drink too much or you might just become a Gnome)
